in the world by travel writers call Lemijeva Nedođija, a bambino is trying to change the destiny of their country. More specifically, the relief. Namely, where on children's brand DAF tractor pass, the grass is not growing. Because he did not have any boy. Geographic origin and determining the DNA of his parents, this dežmekastog juniorčića currently make for interesting scientific study of, once, sheep Dolly. "Do not compare me with that skin," he snapped journalists resigned, mrdajući elbows as he was right from birth. "Do you think the sheep", corrected by the reporter. "I am your ram Lemi, and if we once again mention the rest of ...", kozurinu sentence is missing in the boy's saliva, a journalist was beaten up properly on the general happiness and CEC dječakovih parents, for which notes that more than ever to follow his bambina in public campaigns.
same time, the public eagerly awaiting whether bambino Lemi get a reprimand class elders because someone has seen how his class comrades Steals mobile devices Sony Ericsson brand. Although still denies it, install amusement park in his yard widely associated with the profit he received by selling the device. On the other hand, the Teachers Council considered questionable his stay in school because of the spread of hostility between students of the opposite sex. Bambino is associated with increased rates of anorexia with students because it was detected surveillance videos to secretly steal snacks from the school kitchen. When asked, he said it certainly was not on and that the videos certainly lying.
Adventures bambina Lemmy has entered into an oral legend. Legends about him, especially in remote mountain villages until they can break even human rate, subject to the interest of scientists from around the world. That is why the label "Dependent Gazette rapidly press published a biography of the devil in a few million copies. The book will be translated into all Russian languages, including Serbian. We managed to get to the manuscript of this biography, and now broadcasts its most exclusive parts.
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There was a thick-set boy. In all reminiscent of a playful, happy vragolanka, but only more carefully about the tight-lipped child recognized indication of complete inverted nature. In fact a boy, almost, but the guy is often got into fierce cry that turned into insults and spitting his friends. Maybe he would not be so fierce anger, to the rate is not always accompanied by his mom. What to say to the mother's mother. She enjoyed her son when the applied force, mostly the weaker opponent. For the mother was known for having stood on the stock with a first threw stones at the windows of neighborhood houses or, worse yet, head neighbors. Thus, in one period of his life was a war with the entire neighborhood. There was no home to which she did not smash windows, or a neighbor who does not rascopala Tintar. The rest is history written as fostering good-neighborly relations in a peaceful manner. Son was raised to always have to protect the right to own the force. The boy absorbed every word and watched with adoration. His smudged pink shine in obraščići were out of luck if they slapped children from the area, and my mother looked after him, this does not strike. When he was small, she followed him to the nursery to advocate for other children, while she skillfully džeparila novčaničiće child. When you have already filled their piggy bank, out of pure habit, let him now that I steal all around him, so his early school years marked by masterful theft of mobile phones, but the little guy did not stop there. Earnings from the stolen device was such that the mother allowed son to the front yard makes amusement park. And luck never end. The boy was screaming and full of ineffable satisfaction of pushing all those who would open his mouth stopped to look at all these wonders. From the mighty blows, both his elbow was wrapped. Mother of his little boy noticed that kicks elbows specialty of her son. Therefore, it is always led with him when he went to the market, skillfully make her way through the crowd cleared. When her little boy a dumpy izdžepario whole class, resolutely went to the school director and his odalamila šamarčinu. After she was stunned by the man looked doubtful, fixing the razbarušenoj hair barrettes, she said that it was advance, so as not to dare her Sinek ever accused of a theft. Then she heard that just saved.
Son has always emphasized that the force of his absolute right guaranteed Debilskim agreement or internally, an agreement with the devil. Specifically, the fiercely mated with his father, with whom he was a sinful relationship. She had to admit that sin is still rascjepio her soul. So her little Sinek and alternately hated and loved. True harmony felt would only occasionally, as when he recently went for a walk sokak their little trinity. It is an open secret that she was enchanted by her lover when she was in čukunbaba. Give them to him without a voice, while he was at it frantically practiced pose the number 342, which she piously called "kazačok." He ignored the fact that he was less sentimental, and this is called battering in the brain. Although she is constantly put to the knowledge that ordinary bjednica, on the kind of beating can be found in the first Moscow metro, just looked at him with adoration. To arouse interest for it is such a person, once he was released only a dream. Although it was left when she was the hardest thing, she always returned in a sign of their peculiar propensities, he continued to ride. Of course, it should not have to be near his heart and let the malodušju. Thus, for his arrival in her alley, took Sinek the handle, so it tours between the two of them. Did the curious view that people take shelter or to look however cerekalo. He once beat up a shovel for a group of tourists who were at the sight of them the price of laughter. Others were spared again, because they have cameras of their blagdanskoj walks at the mouth. I now keep the photo at the end of the old Spiga natkasni. In her home haljetku with cold permanent hopping on one leg, because it is the second in "kazačoka" almost torn (and now it turns red and the only memory of that night), small licking ice cream, but a head taller than her, loves his mother and her sweet little dorogoi Cyrillic, facing the poluprofila. This morning he was pleased, because the two are many dorogoima donated boat. Authentic, refinery. It is less important that the ship was not their property and that was the firing until he was taken away. He was happy, and is suspected, the night will again be full of "hiccups in the brain."
Her division is for those days almost completely declined, that almost disappeared when her beloved agreed to with their Sinek visit an amusement park. She knew what it means for mental development of children, who this time did not have to use their elbows to show nasrtljivoj prjavoj brats who's boss here. Never mind that the Cyrillic dorogoi her tomorrow to go and what will be addressed only when it is at will, it was worth. Clogs the mouth of evil tongues, which is behind the back called a harlot, a child of her little bastard, but now they all see that she has her man and her child's father. And that is a little proud. She watched the children teased him that there is no father, questioned and even its survival. What parent can stay cool on it. Camera caught the moment when their dumpy sinek, looking at his father's top-beloved head (like that steals food from other children, and has already grown) thinking about what his mom in the long nights talking about Dad. As was widely known for cinkarenju. Actually, the voice subsided as he warmed his round knees in her lap, was the best. He knew what people are saying even in another city. The boy would usually zinula of miracles, and then slept all the tears of joy. Still could not believe that all he really had a chance to settle of its secretions. Specifically, "hiccups in the brain, quieting down to their thoughts, because he knew what his mother thought about this term. It was the same, because the public finally has a father to him gently Šetka the amusement park. He even at one point whispered to him like neon colors. As in Las Vegas. They had the same vision. One day when he will oćelavi even more resemble. As for cinkarenja or interception, the gene is in itself a delight embraced. That night in bed is upiškio out of luck. His mother is the morning immediately odalamila šamarčinu, because it is a good deal written, but what matter.
And then they started children's fears. The boy's cries would usually begin at dawn.
"MAMAaa, tataaa ....", screamed the little one, while his forehead sweat of dew.
"Son, Mom is here, do not be afraid", only to then fully realize what a single mother, cursing his dorogoja kurvanjsku Cyrillic and his temper, which he always odvodila away from them.
"Mama, I want to kidnap the amusement park."
"Oh, like son. You bastard, will not be able to. Mama nurtured his hero to rise to an oppressed him now. "
" Mother, "Shut up, you know, and I know how to hijack food for themselves."
"Listen you bastard, and kneaded, but when I look after it and no one interferes with during the seizure. "
" Well, and you say that I bastard. As they tell you that I have neither mother nor oca.Ajooooj ...."
"Let's calm down, you have to listen to your mom. You are my son, Mom was a little angry, but only when not listening. Son, the father used to picket, but mom is always there, remember. And when I'm here, really am. "
" And when you're not there actually are. And when you're actually there ... " His voice is increasingly lost.
The next night, a scream came after the toddler came from schools all tearful. Teachers have somehow found out that the amusement park as the result of juvenile delinquency. They accused him of having as yet propupali pubertetlija act of unlawful disposal of mobile phones from their peers organized itself profits from which made the amusement park, and the remainder deposited in the piggy bank. Teachers are the problem presented before the High teacher council, where it was decided that the little boy before sending in a correctional facility must undergo a thorough examination by a clinical psychologist. It seemed to her that well sinek filed, but during the night, screams erupted again.
"Dad, I want my dad, TAAT ..."
"My son, my son."
"Mom, you're here, Mommy ..."
"Here I am mother's child, and father will you get if God .
"Mummy, I as a guarantee of my arrival on the world and an accomplice of my disposition of mobile devices have to break the windows on the school so that they made it clear to me, no one can accuse him, and certainly send the school psychologist. Do you want Mommy, will you ... "
" Do not worry, mom will not let the conflict escalate, or anyone you impose your will. The abolition of school, you will not is not even look at her. "
" Dad, I want my daddy. They believe that the reason for my delinquency that they come from a disorderly, common law marriage, broken relationships where you do not know who the mother and who is the father. Will there be schools and guarantee that I am the fruit of his fucking your brain. "
" No drools, I told you it was not fucking in the brain, but kazačok. After all, you're still young to understand some things. There will be schools, not on no mommy, no matter what worldly fufica badgered him. Kazačoka it on my way never enough, no matter what he's talking about. "
Obujmivši plump arm around her mother's door, pokučavajući to drive away fear, the boy was asleep. That night he dreamed that stješnjen between the parents on your side or the other wins traktorčiću trophy. When he turned behind, the landscape resembled the moon's surface. He was happy as never before.
(Part of a major biography bambina Lemija)
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